Act One Scene One
The Narrator Sleazy E enters from stage right. The lights dim, a hush comes over the crowd.
Stage lights come up and Wylde Ivory stands in front of the white refrigator. Enters Rwdyvykyng from
stage left.
- Rwdyvykyng: So whats for dinner?
- Wylde Ivory: Whatcha cooking?
- Rwdyvykyng: What do you mean 'What am I cooking?'
- Wylde Ivory: Did I st-t-t-utter?
- Rwdyvykyng: I just worked eight hours! You are supposed to have dinner cooked and on the table for me!
- Wylde Ivory crosses her arms over her ample bosoms (and yes I did say ample): What planet are you from?
- Rwdyvykyng: The one where you will get me a hot meal on the table or else!
- Wylde Ivory: Not in this lifetime!
- Rwdyvykyng raised his hand and smacked Wylde Ivory across the face.
- Wylde Ivory grabbed the cast iron skillet that Bingohippie had given her as a wedding present just for an occasion like this, and whacked Rwdyvykyng with it.
As little birdies circled Rwdyvykyng head Wylde Ivory said, "Dinner is served!!" As she walked out of the kitchen.
The lights dimmed!!
This is a work of pure fiction. Rwdyvykyng learned early on that if Wylde Ivory was going to cook then he would see her cooking.
And raising his hand to her is just like having a death wish.
